Vince's awesome life!
Chapter one: the car crash
On a normal, sunny day, an Aston Martin One-77 suddenly crashed to Kyle’s house. There’s just one teensy-weensy problem: THE DRIVER IS MISSING! Kyle was badly hurt, since the front end flattened him like clay. The driver is: the awesome yet dangerous Vince Nijel Paragoso, and he owns a wide array of, let’s just say, WEAPONS!! A tricked-out skateboard that’s shaped like a shark, roller skates with personalized decals, and also 500 exotic cars for his stunts. (He totalled 200 of them, that leaves him 300 cars)
Meanwhile in Kyle’s house, an ambulance rushed him to the hospital, while Vince was hanging on to the ambulance that’s travelling at 165 kph! Vince wasn’t afraid though, he swerved traffic like in Tokyo Drift... almost crashing to an Impreza! (WOAH, YOU COULD DO THAT?!?!?)
They made it to the hospital safely. (Well that’s a relief!)
The ambulance stopped in seconds, and Vince was thrown rolling in 165 KPH!!!! And, now? He crashed to his best friends, James, Uean, and Karlos!
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?” Asked James, worrying he’s getting brain damage. (Ouch!)
“I... was... following... ambulance... Ashley... crash... house... Aston Martin... hospital------“
THUD! Vince fainted as he was about to enter the building.
Also, the employees had no idea Vince was lying on the entrance, so he was ran over. (Super Ouch!)
As Vince seems fine, they rushed to exactly where Kyle was, in the EMERGENCY ROOM! (Dun-dun-dun!)
“Um, excuse me? Do you know where Kyle Ashley Alfonso is?” Vince asked, wiping off the dirt he got from crashing.
“He’s in room 5,002, sir.” The clerk said, snorking.
“Man that’s far. Split up and make sure we meet up in room 5,002!” Uean said. “Last one is a chicken!”
“HEY I AIN’T A CHICKEN!!!!!” Karlos ran, desperately hoping he’s either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, never the 4th one to arrive.
THIRTY MINUTES LATER…
Uean arrived 1st, sitting on chair as soon as he arrived. Then Karlos was 2nd, almost slamming Uean. Then Vince was on his skateboard… unfortunately slamming Uean. (YOWCH!)
“This means JAMES IS THE CHICKEN!” Vince said as James arrived.
“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!? A CHICKEN?!?!?!?!” James shouted.
“Be quiet! You know what Kyle will do!” Vince opened the door.
“Hey, Kyle, how are ya doing? Are ya fine?” Uean asked.
“DO YOU CALL THIS FINE?!?! I WAS HIT BY AN EXOTIC VEHICLE THAT FLATTENED ME LIKE CLAY! I AIN’T PLAY-DOH OR JUST A CLAY PERSON! I’M A PERSON THAT LIVES, NOT HANDLED BY OTHER PEOPLE! Well, except for my parents, of course,” He said, worrying he might DIE. (Dun-dun-dun!)
“I’m so sorry I slammed my One-77 to you. I was supposed to land on the highway, but it turned out the vehicle was too heavy. I dropped myself upon impact,” Vince said.
“OH, SO YOU WERE THE DRIVER OF THE ONE-77. SECURITY! THIS GUY IS THE DRIVER OF THE CAR THAT CRASHED LANDED TO MY HOUSE!!” Kyle shouted.
The hospital’s security guards and the cops arrested Vince.
“You’re the driver of the One-77? How could you?” James said.
“James, you and Uean helped me tricking-out the car and building the ramp! You should be arrested too.” Vince agonized.
So Karlos was the only one not arrested.
“No!!!!” Karlos shouted.
Chapter two: Jail break
Arriving at jail, Vince, James, and Uean were inspected if they had brought some things that are means of escaping.
Vince was checked 1st, and these were means of escaping:
- Watermelon (It’s a disguise for a head while escaping)
These were also found in James and Uean’s bags.
“Great! Now what?” Uean said, lying down on bed. “They took our knives, shovels, and watermelons!”
“The watermelons are supposed to be my snacks,” said Vince.
“What again?” James asked.
“Nothing,” Vince replied.
Back at the hospital, Karlos was worried what kind of horror and doom happened.
“I feel sad for them,” Karlos worried.
“Yeah, but that’s the right thing to do. They—I mean Vince crash-landed on my home and Uean and James helped him with the vehicle and ramp. They should be arrested for confining me in the hospital,” Kyle said, as he drank some medicine.
Meanwhile in jail, they’re already planning for their escape plan.
“And, Uean! Steal one of their Ford police cars. We’ll be waiting at the crossroads,” Vince said.
40 minutes later…
“Hey, Officer X!” Shouted jail-in-charge Officer Peter. “THEY ESCAPED!!!!”
“Commence operation ‘Catch Bad Guys’!” Commenced Officer X.
Alarms went off the whole campus.
“Wait a minute. Where’s my cop car?” Officer X asked himself.
“Yes! It worked!” Vince celebrated.
“Um, guys, we’ve got company!” James shouted.
“C’mon! Let’s go go go!” Uean said.
Meanwhile, Karlos was still guarding Kyle in the hospital.
“I’m bored. I wanna TV,” he said.
“Woah woah woah. Franco texted me,” Kyle said. “He said to check out channel 21.”
“The Dingo News? Well, okay, if that’s so,” Karlos replied.
“Breaking news! Cop against cop? In the chased cop car are actually criminals. They are the ones responsible for the car crash in a house that confined Kyle Ashley Alfonso to the hospital. The criminals are Vince Paragoso, James Camaganacan, and Uean Bacsal. They say that the vehicle is just easy to catch, since then the vehicle’s top speed is just 150 miles per hour.”
"Kyle, we’ve got a car to catch!” Karlos was ready to tame on the madness.
“But how? I can’t---" Kyle was cut when the nurse said he was discharged.
“Yahoo! I’m finally out!” Kyle celebrated.
They headed to Vince’s house and stole his replica of the Ford Taurus Police Interceptor Concept. (That vehicle is set to be out on the streets in 2013!)
“Nice plate…” Kyle said as he saw the license plate that read “DA FUZZ”
“This is a tier 5. We should be catching them quickly,” Karlos said. “C’mon! There’s no time to waste. AND STOP LOOKING AT THE LICENSE PLATE THAT READS ‘DA FUZZ’!”
They rushed ahead to the highway where the chase was. They had set up a roadblock that fully blocks the road. A super wide spike strip could help them stop Vince.
“Ha! Ha! Ha! A roadblock that I could easily avoid,” Vince glanced at the vehicle.
“Oh, bring it on, Vince,” Ashley said.
“The police scanner says it’s a civilian vehicle. "WHAT?!?! The license plate reads ‘DA FUZZ’,” Vince wondered as he puts in the brakes.
Although, the tires ran over the spike strips. The pursuit has ended.
“What are you doing?” Vince asked, wondering how did they have the car.
“We wanted you to stop Vince! An escape plan—it’s ridiculous! You stole a car, got into a cop chase and ran over the strips because of your awesomeness? This stunt thing is just madness! I got confined to a hospital, got operated 10 times, got a text message from Franco to watch The Dingo News for this? (He hates The Dingo News!) It’s enough! James almost got killed because you rode on a lawnmower for a double flip jump, Uean was operated 30 times because you also hit him with a lawnmower, Karlos swerved like a car just to avoid you from hitting with the Impreza! And from the moments this morning, your One-77 crash-landed to my house that flattened me like clay, A got confined to the hospital and—you know what I’m saying. JUST STOP THIS VINCE! Don’t take this way too far!” Kyle explained.
“You’re right. I am taking this too far,” Vince said.
“I’m not saying to stop. I’m saying just to not do this while your friends are outside or if you’re on your friend’s place,” Kyle said.
“Well, son, I think you learned your lesson today,” Said Officer X. “But the three of you are jailed of six months.”
“Guess you’re right officer. But prison me for life instead!” Vince said, weeping.
“Son, six months is enough,” Officer X said back, eating a donut. “Here. I give you permission to do stunts wherever you want, it’s up to you. Just, don’t hurt people. And also, never use a lawnmower for stunts.”
“Okay then. Handcuff me now!” Vince replied.
“Uean and James, come with me in the cruiser,” Officer X said. “I’ll offer you the deluxe suite as your room.”
“Well, I don’t wanna be jailed, but a deluxe room is awesome!” James said, opening the car door.
“Speaking of deluxe rooms, I think I’ll be taking away your lawnmower... IT’S TOO DANGEROUS!!!” Kyle said, getting in the car.
And that’s the end of story.
Cast of Vince’s awesome story
- Franco (mentioned)
- Officer X
- Officer Peter
- Tricked-out skateboard shaped like a shark (mentioned)
- Roller skates with personalized decals (mentioned)
- Aston Martin One-77
- 2 Subaru Impreza WRX STIs (mentioned)
- 2 Ford Taurus Police Interceptor Concepts
- Lawnmower (mentioned)
- Vince’s collection of 500 (-200) exotic cars